A Vacation in 3 Parts: Part 1

How to begin to describe this fantabulous journey? As randomly as it began? Yes? OK!

Amy and Sara's Guide to Cali

What do the faces of no/little sleep look like when injected with uncontainable excitement? (see above)

When you know you have to be up by 3am, do not bother with sleep. Especially when leaving on vacation. Or when it's already after midnight. Or both. Although violent changes in mood...and large chunks of time spent staring into space are common.

Upon arriving at said destination with no plans or preparations, what shall you do?

WARNING: the following video may or may not include bizarre accents and facial spasms from a certain blogger...do not judge...I don't really talk like that, normally.

DUH! Disneyland/world/anything should always be the first move. If you disagree...I will beat you. Do not hide your childish excitement or try to play it cool...it is not necessary nor possible.

Chapter 1: The Do's and Don'ts of Disneyland

Do:Take boob shots...disguised as button photos (collect assorted buttons upon arrival).

Capture ancient coke-snorting ruins.

Eat this (Pineapple Whips)!

Stalk your favorite characters (I prefer humans, but there are mice and other creatures for those of you with...different tastes).

ride this as many times as humanly possible.

DO NOT:put your fingers in as many pictures as possible (I have loads!)

believe any warning. (You MAY get wet! Yea...right.)

You will suffer the consequences: soaked from head to toe...in white shorts...wearing white shorts on water rides should probably go on the "Do Not" list too.

believe that mullets are acceptable...anywhere!

give in to your exhaustion.

ride the Nemo Submarine...waste of my life.

take pictures inside the rides...it kills the illusion.

lose your head....

Do, however, wear all the hats you can get your hands on.

Oh, and whatever you do MAKE SURE you stay for the fireworks...it'll make your dreams come true each and every time. Here's a little peek of what you're missing...