was revived today at 4:17pm. After a long bout of low blows and rumors of an early death, it surprisingly resurfaced today during rush hour. No one is quite sure where it has been hiding these last few years. Considered the Bigfoot of manners, sightings across the nation by true believers were often brushed off as "social spasms." A large population of males consistently provoked these disheartening rumors through their brutish displays. However, a small number within this group have begun a revolution...and I for one applaud them.
Heck, I'll even donate to the cause...I can do charity fund raisers.
So thank you to you gents who have started the revival, I wish you luck. I hope we can help our dear, sweet chivalry through it's recovery and get it back to it's once grand stature. Please, don't force me to write the obituary.
A special thanks, to my commuter friends, you restored my faith.
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