This post is dedicated to the ever lovable PJ.
Firstly, to the original PJ, welcome back to the tube...it's was such a long break from last summer. I'm looking forward to more quotables, such as my personal favorite from Andy: "What am I? A heroine addict?!?" So if anyone is confused about what I'm talking about, it's easy...TBS. Thursdays. 7:30. Watch it...you could love it.
Secondly, as per our discussion, we have determined that PJ is indeed a schitzo...sadly it is true. She is indeed half-man and half-woman. Both of which, have been struggling for complete control of her poor, tormented body. I am happy to say, however, that the female is winning...I think.
The most recent battle took place on Sunday, as her eyes were forced to crazily dart back and forth between a muted baseball game on TV and the epic drama and romance of Sense and Sensibility on her laptop. When I walked in on this strange scene, I half expected her to start simultaneously painting her toenails and scratching herself in an unbecoming fashion. Luckily, this did not happen.
PJ is an enigma of a girl, but I actually think there isn't anything wrong with her inner turmoil. Why is it that guys are "gay" if they enjoy a chick flick and girls are tomboys if they really like sports? This is preposterous. ::NEWS FLASH:: Girls (and guys, for that matter) can like whatever they want! If we could all get past our 1950s mindset of gender roles, little Peejee could sit and enjoy her passions in peace. After all, opposites are great together...salty and sweet, night and day, male and female...well, most of the time.
On the other hand, this reminds me of what hermaphrodites must go through everyday...not to say that PJ is one...cause she most definitely isn't. Shouldn't there be someone to speak out for the hermaphrodites of the world? Perhaps there already is....perhaps they are already doing something special for these ladies?!?
Lessons learned:
Firstly, to the original PJ, welcome back to the tube...it's was such a long break from last summer. I'm looking forward to more quotables, such as my personal favorite from Andy: "What am I? A heroine addict?!?" So if anyone is confused about what I'm talking about, it's easy...TBS. Thursdays. 7:30. Watch it...you could love it.
Secondly, as per our discussion, we have determined that PJ is indeed a schitzo...sadly it is true. She is indeed half-man and half-woman. Both of which, have been struggling for complete control of her poor, tormented body. I am happy to say, however, that the female is winning...I think.
The most recent battle took place on Sunday, as her eyes were forced to crazily dart back and forth between a muted baseball game on TV and the epic drama and romance of Sense and Sensibility on her laptop. When I walked in on this strange scene, I half expected her to start simultaneously painting her toenails and scratching herself in an unbecoming fashion. Luckily, this did not happen.
PJ is an enigma of a girl, but I actually think there isn't anything wrong with her inner turmoil. Why is it that guys are "gay" if they enjoy a chick flick and girls are tomboys if they really like sports? This is preposterous. ::NEWS FLASH:: Girls (and guys, for that matter) can like whatever they want! If we could all get past our 1950s mindset of gender roles, little Peejee could sit and enjoy her passions in peace. After all, opposites are great together...salty and sweet, night and day, male and female...well, most of the time.
On the other hand, this reminds me of what hermaphrodites must go through everyday...not to say that PJ is one...cause she most definitely isn't. Shouldn't there be someone to speak out for the hermaphrodites of the world? Perhaps there already is....perhaps they are already doing something special for these ladies?!?
Lessons learned:
- The Bush Administration should adopt this motto for peace: Brunettes not Fighter Jets! (no, I am not partial)
- Roller Skating and Jump Suits should make a come back...now.
3 comments:
i tagged you. muhhahahaha
Can I just tell you that I love you so much? Catching up on your blog seriously put me in the best mood I've been in in weeks. I can't wait to see you!
Love, love - Krys
So. I agree. Jumpsuits SHOULD make a comeback.
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