But I did meet the guy who fought Bruce Lee: He told me all about the smack talk coming from Mr. Lee (at this point, I'm not sure if he was still speaking English, but it sounded like smack talk). Apparently Bruce had a bag of crack, or maybe it was heroin, in his mouth and our bus-riding-crime-fighter tried to knock it out and ended up knocking Brucie out. WHAT! Yea, he's that awesome. He gave me a literacy test as well. Don't worry, I'm pretty sure I passed...I correctly read the words "Salt Lake." Thus ended the test as abruptly as it began.
Chuck Bass: seems to have stopped riding...clearly he and Blair have better means of transportation now. Did I ever mention that he was a UTA frequenter? NO? Well he was...and he looked just as greasy and smug in real-life as he did on Gossip Girl. Which is really quite amazing for someone riding the bus. Believe me. I've been there. He had a thing for staring...it gave me the chills...in a good way?
My Italian Boyfriend...again: It was a late night encounter, but alas, I found him and his coiffed locks again. I do believe this was our last skinny-jeaned encounter...but a girl can hope. Arrivederci, mon amore!
BELLA!: Okay, it might not have been the real one, since there was no Edward, but she pulled off the look quite well.
Channing Tatum's stunt double: It was literally the BEST bus day EVER!! Except for when he left before I could properly stalk him...sad day.
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Amy, you make me laugh! I can only imagine your encounters! Who would have thought something as simple as riding public transportation could provide such entertainment!
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