Serving up more than just Roast Beef...

Did you know Arby’s is apparently the latest and greatest in Karaoke Clubs?


Now, before you go tearing out your house in search of the nearest Ten-Gallon Hat Roast Beef Emporium, know that this offer is only available at participating locations.

I recently succumbed to a bout of starvation at a local Arby’s...only to become witness to the most romantical of serenades. This blessed soul's GF decided she could no longer hide her true feelings and her burning passion could only be adequately expressed through song.
I mean, forget that I am trying to enjoy my non-roast beef sandwich/wrap in the middle of this kinda questionable establishment, you just go ahead and drown-out Berlin with your Simon-Cowell-cringe-worthy performance... “You take my breath awwwwaaaaay.....” Oh yea, much better. Especially when you mumble over the parts you don't know.

Now, don't get me wrong I love me some Top Gun as much as the next, but an airforce base Arby's is not, and Maverick & Charlie this couple was definitely NOT.

While I could tell the object of her affections would never divulge in such humiliating public behavior, “E’s got a rep to protect, eh, Kenickie?”, he did bear it well...he may have even been on the phone. Hmm, curious. But since they later left together, I figured either: 1) all was forgiven, or c) she does this often. Or maybe option 4a) he doesn't care so much about the things she says, but more about how she looks...I don't know though...just a thought...I'm not a guy...but I hear things, ya know?

The gem to take from my most stunning of dining experiences:
Serenading your boyfriend/girlfriend in public is not okay*...Hysterical? Yes. Acceptable? No.

*even at disclosed Karaoke & Roast Beef Establishments.

PS- Does anyone know any good Karaoke joints? They don’t even have to be Asian affiliated or anything...just drunken musical wonderment.

PSS- Does anyone want to go? I do a mean Toni Braxton! “Unbreak my heeeeaaarrrtt...say you’ll love me agaaaain...” Yea? Yea?