Ladies.
Your BS is killing me. By that, I mean booty shorts, of course. They may be all the rage, but your butt cheeks are not. It has to stop.
Seriously. It's gross. It makes strangely aware of my gag reflex.
I do not want to see your exposed butt cheeks while dining on my Rio. (true story)
I do not want to explain to the vice squad, again, that "Sorry, I thought she was a street walker." (untrue story)
I do not like them, Sam I Am.
Little did I know, that I would enter the 3rd Ring of Hell Thursday night in my own backyard. A potentially great party was thwarted not only by awkwardness, but also by an abundance of BS. Sadly, I believe it was a party populated by mostly LDS singles. Even sadder, I think a majority migrated from Provo, a la BYU.
Don't play like those could fit in the dress code...you barely fit in them.
Tangent:
P-town is becoming more sketchy by the second. Seriously, someone needs to muzzle and pant those children.
Great and Spacious...I'll leave it at that.
But, seriously, am I off base? Is there ever a time when it's okay to think, "Why, yes! I think I should have my buttocks hanging out in public. Brilliant!"??
While we're talking about summer disasters, add these to your list of OH. NO. They did.:
Man-pris
Slouchy gladiator sandals
Anything that Ke$ha or Katy Perry sings about or wears.
4 comments:
I wish we lived in the same state. We could really enjoy each other's acquaintance and be bothered together by the lack of consideration that some people "show".
You are my muse.
Just visiting after a strong recommendation from Kaycee.
I'll have to agree with your P-Town being akin to Great and Spacious observation. In my mind, living in Lehi is my way of being "in the world, but not of the world." As they say, it is hard to build Zion in Babylon :)
Kaycee, maybe you should just move up here! We could be like Joan of Arc, but crusade for longer pants (which is pretty much what she did, right?)
Welcome Erin! I'm glad you are at a safe distance, but I feel like anywhere inside the valley is just asking for trouble. BUT what do I know, I came all the way to Salt Lake and they come, they expose thigh, they leave.
Clearly, no one is safe.
Oh wasn't that a fun night... Maybe we should have gone home and watched Willow. I know you don't care for it, but "one day you will!" (insert nose poke here)
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