Friday, April 11, 2008

BLAM

Here's a scenario: someone (Person 1) comes to the realization, while having a discussion with others (Person 2 & 3), that her excessive blog reading is most likely the result of a lack of excitement in said person's life. When Person 2 inquires why Person 1 doesn't just write her own blog, Person 1 at this point should probably not admit she already has a blog; only deep emotional wounds can follow. Soon the world, or at least your small controlled world, may discover your treasure trove of mental morsels. (Alliterations make my heart happy!) This story is entirely hypothetical, of course.

Very soon many of a few people may or may not read this blog, which may or may not effect my social standing. Most people already realize I am out of my mind...this will likely just be a confirmation to others. Although, I did make one promise to Person 2...I mean...that story was completely fictional. Person 1 made a promise to Person 2, to keep her blog completely superficial and full o'fluff...so far, so good. Does anyone like fluff when it isn't in a jar with the word "marshmallow" preceding it?

2 comments:

Emily said...

hee hee- this is so fun! i feel like i'm part of a secret club... the secret blog reader club... which might one day take over the world! a haha
PS good alliterations :)

Amanda said...

I can't believe you kept this from me... I'm so hurt. Ok not really. But really months? You really are a secret keeping master.