I made some scrumptious seafood gumbo Friday night and some sweet peeps joined in the feasting. I texted Capt. BBML to invite her over...but apparently "gumbo" is not in T9's vocabulary, instead "human" is the only alternative. So, yes, I almost texted "we are eating human!" Hannibal Lecter's Cookbook is available at Borders (behind the black curtained section marked "Must be 18 or older to read these books") for those interested in some recipes.
Dinner was delicious...I brought my A-game. The gumbo group, they know who they are, had some very interesting conversations and I will share a few tasty morsels with you mere mortals.
Dating Terminology and Proper Interpretations (as determined by our round-table discussion):
All of the following should be interpreted as "I don't want to date YOU anymore.":
"Let's just be friends"
"I think we should see other people."
"Where do you see this going?"
"When I look into my future, I don't see you."
"I think we should see other people."
"Where do you see this going?"
"When I look into my future, I don't see you."
"We need to talk."(assuming a female says this) = male interpretation: "YOU need to talk. I don't have anything to say." This can also signal a female's desire to end a relationship.
"Let's make-out." = "Let's make-out!" (doesn't matter which gender says it...duh!)
"We should hang out sometime." = "Ask me out you idiot!" (This was a male's interpretation of what girls mean...but pretty spot on! Way to go, Clinton!)
Let's talk about text: Textual Relations
Some people are entirely too dependent on texting in relationships...everyone should re-evaluate. That is all.
2 comments:
Yes... I have a blog. I had to start it for my English class, so every now and then I update it. In the meantime, the "Human" Incident is HILARIOUS. And I am so sorry that I didn't come to eat gumbo... but you must understand the torture that i went through as a youngen.
Putting Out is NOT reward for Taking Out! Haha, just remember that Amy!
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